G&S is a site dedicated to the witticisms of Martha and Christianne, aka Gigi and Shakira.

Shakira is an attorney in Houston, Texas. She enjoys snow skiing, happy hour(s), Texas Longhorns football, crisp cold weather and cheese. She also digs her husband and their four-legged furry kids.

Gigi is an archivist in Austin, Texas. She lives with her three sons and one tiny, ferocious dog. She enjoys reading, running, Netflix, pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.