Top 113 intoxicated terms. Try saying these out loud: "Dude, I'm ________."
1. housed
2. wasted
3. plowed
4. shit-faced
5. torn-up
6. torn-down
7. plastered
8. fucked up
9. ripped
10. shit-housed
11. treed
12. blasted
13. rotten
14. loaded
15. sauced
16. drunk
17. tanked
18. rolled
19. hammered
20. liquored up
21. rat arsed rotto [Irish bartender's contribution]
22. beer goggled
23. inebriated
24. sloshed
25. blitzed
26. smashed
27. fuckin' annihilated
28. hosed
29. toasted
30. lit
31. borracho
32. pissed
33. three sheets to the wind
34. FUBAR
35. langers [second Irish bartender's contribution]
36. twisted
37. tossed
38. clocked
39. numbed
40. wrote off
41. crazy drunk
42. stupid drunk
43. sideways
44. snookered
45. skewered
46. messed up
47. pickled
48. wacked
49. schlaqued
50. legless
51. bolloxed
52. jammered
53. got my swerve on
54. got my groove on
55. lamped
56. stoned
57. liquored up [*repeated term; hey, we're seven beers into it by this point...]
58. juiced
59. flipped
60. blotto
61. frappéd
62. 1/2 crocked
63. bombed
64. cut off
65. rocked off my ass
66. wrecked
67. tied up and raped
68. trashed
69. belligerent
70. frothed
71. shammed
72. floored
73. drunk as a skunk
74. ass end up
75. slammed
76. scuttered
77. soul [I think this was contributed by a speaker of another language...?]
78. tout fucké [uhhh no comment]
79. tipsy
80. fuckin' ugly (fugly)
81. schnaukered
82. shattered
83. polluted
84. banged up
85. drunk as a monkey
86. jizzed
87. cracked
88. shot
89. drunk as a hoot owl
90. creamed corn
91. shitty
92. deep sixed
93. got my drink on
94. knackered
95. bamboozled
96. bushwhacked
97. stinkin' drunk
98. wankered
99. thrashed
100. fucked up out of my gourd
101. loopy
102. bent
103. winged
104. spent
105. DWI'ed [pronounced "dweed"]
106. flushed
107. yanked
108. soaked
109. sudsed
110. delinquent
111. retarded drunk
112. limp dick drunk
113. DUI'ed [pronounced "dwid"]

-Shakira 3.17.01 [with contributions from various drunks]